CHARLES
Right now I am sitting at the library in Washburn, North Dakota. It’s a very accessible river town located right near Fort Mandan (which we just toured).
Where to start, hmmm, first of all….we got a dog in Williston, yes, you read correctly. His name is Peyote Bill (goes by Bill and I cannot divulge into the story of his name at the current moment). He’s a 3 month old Pomeranian – Poodle mix and is working out extremely well. He sits on the top of my kayak until the weather gets bad and he roams around in the cockpit while I throw the skirt over to keep him dry and warm. We got him to fend off harmful predators such as grasshoppers, spiders, etc. He did bark at some Indians at the Four Bears campground the other night though, that was useful. I had heard that the Indians would drink and harass us, but I did not want to believe in the stereotype. That is exactly what they did though. At 430am I had heard the same country song for hours, and had an obese woman throw up within smelling distance of my tent. Long night.

I am extremely happy to have Lake Sakakwea behind us. Not only because the winds would change in a matter of seconds, but truthfully, I am tired of hearing all the different pronunciations of the name haha. I will miss the sunsets though, absolutely mesmerizing. At one point Tom and split up on a cross because the winds kicked up. It was such a sudden change I did not have time to put on my skirt properly which resulted in water gushing in. I was at full capacity with water, food, etc, because we had just left Williston that day. One of the waves knocked Bill off the boat and in one quick swoop (barely interrupting my paddle stroke) he was grabbed and thrown into my lap. I was about 30 yards from shore with a lap full of water and a soaking wet dog (kind of ratlike when he’s wet) when I pushed my paddled in the water to see if I could feel land, and I did. I jumped out chest high and pulled the ridiculously heavy kayak ashore. When I say ashore I mean – over several logs because the water level is continually rising and up a small ledge. Completely fatigued I fell chest down on the top of the kayak and could feel the vibration of my heartbeat shake the boat while the waves crashed just feet away acting as a pleasant reminder of my own mortality. After having been on the Mississippi and this river for some time, I can say confidently that that was one of the scariest moments I have had on water.

Yesterday the park ranger (Keith) gave us a ride to the other side of the Garrison Dam. I was not feeling well and threw up about 3 times before we got on the water and paddled 35 miles to Washburn. We found ourselves stuck on several sandbars and made it to a city park just before dark. I stayed up and had a few beers with a guy who had spent 18 months in prison for 6 convicted felony charges. It’s amazing the depth of conversations you have with people when you meet them on the river. At times, it seems as though they open up everything they have kept hidden from the world in one night, to a complete stranger. A wonderful connection.

The other day Tom and I stopped at a little market in Pick City and got some food. After ordering 2 double cheeseburgers, a 4 piece chicken and some ice cream I went and looked at myself in the mirror. God did I feel guilty for smiling at the girl when I ordered. To say the least – my appearance will undoubtedly scare small children by the conclusion of this trip.

Tom and I have concluded that he is more likely to get us a ride somewhere (everyone seems to say no to me even though we use the same lines to ask for one) and I am more likely to meet interesting people on the side of the river. It works out well.

Sometimes Tom and I will paddle in complete silence for hours at a time, lost in thought. Other times, I’ll go off on a hypocritical rant about random subjects, one tangent after another, or Tom will talk about all the random things he knows or has read. Once when he was cursing at his kayak for being stuck on a sandbar I said, “oh the moments that no one sees.”

Sometimes I sit and stare at the water for hours before dark. It always tells you something different, always has a response or topic ready. I just kind of sit there and drift. The other night I watched a rainbow split a storm today across the river while listening to the waves crash against a nearby bluff.
Bismarck is only a day or so away and from what I have been told on the river, it should be quiet the experience. Like every second of this trip, I am looking forward to it.
TOM
Well it’s about time that I wrote something again so people don’t think I drowned or gave up. Despite some wariness, I joined Charles as we did the white cliffs and breaks sections again (Ft. Benton to Ft. Kipp). This was definitely the right decision and I really thank Zane Squires for pushing me to do that. We even had spent a night up by Hole in the Wall. I however chose not to do the sufferfest that is Lake Peck though I did miss out on seeing the elk and the lake under full moon. On the other hand I did get to meet Lee and his wife Sherri (Sorry about spelling here). They were extremely helpful; they drove me up to Glasgow. It was an interesting tie down job (We had a single rope, a parachute cord, and no luggage racks) but the boat was very stable. They know how to travel and really enjoy the trip and it was worth every second off the water to meet them. From Glasgow, Zane took me down to the river and saw me off. From there I made time across the Montana reservation. I make about 40 miles a day and did my best not to be seen or herd by anyone. The daily storms were rather frightening and I was very glad for a great tent with lots of tie down points. One of the more interesting nights I finished paddling, ate around a fire and had gone to my tent to read. I cracked David Miller’s book to check my mileage and just randomly read about the section I had done. He described a very nice campground he had found in the area. It sounded kind of familiar. The next morning I looked for some of the identifying points and sure as shooting I had found the same great location by mere chance.
Ft. Union was an excellent stop as soon as I was able to get off the shore and away from the mosquitoes. They were awful!!! I had tried to meet up with Stan, just past the confluence of the Yellowstone. Unfortunately I was unable to get a hold of him because I have little to no cell phone coverage at all. (Note don’t use AT&T in Montana). Once again completely coincidently, I camped at the right spot on his land.
I finally decided to camp at a known location around Williston ND, at Legion Park. I had seriously considered bypassing it but desperately needed to charge my phone. There I met Bill the campground host of the Legion Park. Since the Legion guys were getting older he decided to man the park on a voluntary basis to keep up on maintenance and down on vandalism. Wow, am I happy I stopped. We hung out that night and the next morning I was journaling and not really wanting to leave and Bill said that it was his birthday and that I would have to stay for that. What a night. Stan came by and I found out he was old friends with Bill. The park was home to several roughnecks because of the oil boom in the area so stories abounded. They keep up the park and genuinely care about the area. Many of them are from MN and Wisconsin so we talked about home. By that time Charles was a day behind so I decided that since it was such a good spot and had good people that I would wait for him. I then found out we needed to stay there a couple days more so that Charles could pick up his package that the post office wouldn’t have till after the July 4th holiday. In all I spent 6 days in Williston and wouldn’t of had it any other way. Besides Bill we met Ken (an oilman’s oilman who showed he knew how to kayak), Rex the card shark, and some other guy who proved he could neither kayak nor hold his booze. The latter ensured we got to meet the local law (the Bob’s). Fortunately they quickly realized the situation (that one guy was the problem and that the rest of us wanted no part of it). On our last day we did pick up the dog that we named after the campground host.
When we finally left Williston and proceeded on to the lake. It proved to be an interesting day with both Charles and I swamping our boats (last time I ever paddle a lake with my skirt out of arm’s reach). This is even stranger in that we swamped after we had split up at about the exact same time, just within a mile of each other. I was fortunate enough to meet Greg, the local enforcement around Lewis and Clark. The next day I found out that Charles was 3 hours ahead of me and so I paddled hard and caught up with him for the evening at Four Bears campground. This was rather fortunate as some of the local residents of the reservation were propagating negative stereotypes. In all the hustle and bustle I did happen to meat John Bear whose family owned the shelter we camped near. We have made decent time from then only having to pull off the water a couple times when the wind kicked up. We almost stayed at the Indian Hills resort after meeting the owner who jet skied near us on one of the longer lake crossings. The resort was on the wrong side of the lake so it would have been unwise to cross to the wrong side of the lake.
We finally finished the lake and met Keith one of the rangers at the state park near the damn. He really helped us out by driving our boats to a suitable campsite (Great Camping and it had showers!!!). We had to wait a day here as a package was rerouted to a closer post office. Just because it’s the Garrison Damn does not mean Garrison was the closest post office Dad. Regardless it worked out and Keith got us to the local post office and down to the boat ramp. Talk about service. We got out by 1:00 and made the 35 miles on the blessed current. Along the way we attempted to go up the Knife River but rather lost. In the end we pulled up to Washburn late in the evening. A local resident was kind enough to offer beer but I was too afraid of the mosquitoes to collect. They must love Minnesotans or something. This morning we hiked into town and picked up cereal and milk that we ate out of banana cream pie dishes. I can’t even remember the last time I had cereal. As we were about to leave I happened to see a man who I felt compelled to talk to. It turns out that Mike was the right person to talk to. He gave us the 6 mile ride we needed to see Ft. Mandan (where Lewis and Clark weathered a winter) as well as giving us a lot of local history. We walked to the local interpretive center and were once again graced with a ride back into town from 2 local gentlemen. Well I herd the next door facility has excellent pie so I need to go test for myself. Signing off- Tom tjbkv9@mst.edu